Friday, July 15, 2011

Letter #21/30- Someone You Judged By Their First Impression

Dear Someone I Judged By First Impression,

Mercutio said it best when in hot blood he stated, "men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze..." which about sums up my thoughts when I see your enormous tan fake-boobs coming towards me- on the street, in the store, at the beach or at the gym...they are unavoidable. Good job paying to look like a porn star, now don't go acting like no one should gawk and stare.

Love, Lauren