OOoooops, I kinda delayed in writing this letter, because I don't hate anyone and it was hard to draft. Then I went to a party Friday night and then I totally forgot I was doing this...so, here is my catch-up:
Dear Someone I hate,
I wish you were dead;
I wish you would run away.
You make me feel awful,
Every single day.
You leave fur on my floor,
And fur on my bed.
And you think I want to touch you;
Give you a pat on the head?
Your meowing and licking, I really cannot stand
Just in time for some relaxing then on my lap you land.
I wish you were gone,
I wish you’d disappear
I just feel so horrible
Anytime you are near.
It’s not your fault
And it almost makes me cry.
You’re just a neglected little cat
When did your life go awry?
At the end of the day, when I’m exhausted and frayed
And in you saunter, meowing, on a kitty parade.
Why, oh why, did Tim ever say “Yes…”
“I’ll get this cute little pair.”
I can’t tell you the guilt and pain when I think,
“Kill the cats! (and their hair)”
I’m sorry I failed you
I’m sorry- there! I confess!
I’m sorry you aren’t loved more
I’m sorry it’s all a mess.