Even though you have ridiculously shaped faux-boobs, I know that I shouldn't judge you. Please, forgive me? Somewhere deep under the piles of foundation, eyeshadow, false lashes, glitter eyeliner, bottle-dye, fake tan, flashing skin-tight clothing is a sweet, misguided little girl who gave up decorum for decolletage. They're not the same sweetheart...why don't we grab a coffee and chat?
Love, Lauren
2 comments:
Katy Perry?
Hahahaha! Lauren I love you
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